Have you been diagnosed with a doom scrolling addiction and prescribed a digital detox?

Brigid Spring has just what the doctor ordered: Hikes through woods. Visits with farm critters. Garden strolls. Tree hugging. Star gazing. Campfire cooking. Wildlife watching. Midnight skinny dipping. Moonlight walks. Hammock napping. Rock hounding. Pinecone collecting. Forest bathing.
Digital Detox Privacy Guarantee: Our off-grid cabin’s 5-acre glampsite will be free of humans, but does not prohibit deer, porcupines, grouse, eagles and owls from trespassing.

Digital Detox Getaway: The following services are available (weather dependent.) Starry skies. Gentle breezes. Balsam smell. Hoot of owl. Bray of goat. Grunt of pig. Squawk of chicken. Woodpecker pecking. Grouse drumming.

The following services are NOT available. Phone charger. Wifi. Security lighting. Apps. Concierge. Valet parking. CC TV. Gideon’s Bible. Morning newspaper delivered with your complimentary home-baked muffins. Stock market ticker. Outside line. Cable TV. Swimming pool. (Pristine Maine lake beach one mile from camp.) 2-step verifications. Video conferencing.

Unlimited firewood, spring water and freshly baked muffins provided. Complimentary Brigid Spring-grown cannabis available upon request.
Things to bring to your Digital Detox Getaway: Novels, guitars and flutes, kaleidoscopes, art supplies, sock puppets, whittling knife, compass, walking stick, hat, sunglasses, bug dope, head lamp, metal detector, rock pick, flint and steel, scat guide, bird book, tree chart,

Things NOT to bring to your Digital Detox Getaway: iron, dress shoes, brief case, necktie, children, Smart glasses, neurolink brain implant, microwave oven, television set, gaming console, tax return, performance review, report card, diet plan, styrofoam, daily planner discman, walkman, gameboy.

Accommodations include the off-grid Camp with private forested 5-acre glampsite or The Farm Cottage (with electricity) and views of the orchard, where you can see chickens foraging and pigs rooting, playing and napping. Both include queen-size beds, fully equipped screened-in outdoor kitchens, stone firepits, solar showers and private outhouses.

Off-grid Camp

The Farm Cottage